Why You Should Drive With Your Car Doors Locked?

The St Helens Star brings us this terrifying story of a man who was a victim of a carjacking.

St Helens Dream Phallic Carbuncle Wins Concrete Prize

St helens Dream Sutton ManorThe St Helens Reporter has a story about the artist behind The Dream of Sutton Manor Jaime Pliensa winning a prize for his wrong-way facing, waste of money phallic symbol.


Well he wasn't going to turn it down was he?


It might look good in the pictures, but seen, as the vast majority of motorists see it, from the M62, with just the top of it peeking over the treetops of The Mersey Forest, I guarantee you it looks like the swollen head of a giant Ann Summers' Rabbit.


If you don't see what I mean, cover up the bottom half of this picture from the eyes down and the large member will reveal itself in all its Morning Glory!

Who Saw This Beautiful Rainbow Over St Helens?

YMCA St Helens Lowe House
They say that at the end of every rainbow there lies a pot of gold.
Well today (October 22nd 2009) saw a full 180 degree rainbow that spread, from where we were looking at least, from the Lowe House to The YMCA.
Perhaps there was a pot at either end?YMCA St Helens Lowe House
If you look really closely on this image you will also be able to make out a very faint 2nd band. It was so much clearer with the naked eye, though.




Moore Commits to St Helens

The Engage Superleague Website has reported that England hooker Scott Moore has signed a contract extension with St Helens that will keep him at the club until the end of 2012......(Read More)

What a great move we all say for one of England's brightest prospects to be coming back to Saints where he will hopefully stay for the rest of his career.

He has completed his apprenticeship and we now look forward to him coming into bloom back at The GPW Stadium.

St Helens Council Issues Postal Strike Advice

St.Helens Council has issued advice in lieu of the possibility of a postal strike

Regarding benefits, most housing benefit claimants will not be affected by the strike because they have their benefit paid to their landlord or straight into a bank or building society account.

However, people who are paid housing benefit by cheque may find that the strike will delay delivery of their cheque.....Read More

Free Town Centre Parking for St Helens Christmas Shoppers

The St Helens Star has reported about parking charges being lifted during the 4 Saturdays before Christmas.

Hooray say us, though in fairness who would be daft enough to go to The Trafford Centre on those days anyway?

Read the article here

Johnny Wellies Shows Us His Moves Outside Domino's Pizza St Helens

Local Celebrity Johnny Wellies was spotted outside Domino's Pizza St Helens recently